Your Back Called – It’s Begging for a Break!
Spoiler Alert: That “quick stretch” you did last week isn’t fixing anything.
Welcome to Advanced Health & Chiropractic, where we’re not afraid to tell it like it is:
If your body feels like it’s been put through the spin cycle, we’re here to straighten you out—literally.
🎉 New Patient Special: Only $47
Includes a consultation + X-rays (if needed)
Normally $205, but we’re feeling generous. Or maybe just tired of hearing people say, “I thought it would go away on its own.”
Signs You Need Us (Like, Yesterday):
✅ Your back sounds like a bowl of Rice Krispies every time you move.
✅ You’re auditioning for the role of “Human Pretzel” with that awkward posture.
✅ “Pain-free” is a distant memory.
What Makes Us Different?
🦴 Expert Chiropractors – We know our stuff and aren’t afraid to use it.
😄 A Sense of Humor – Because life’s too short for boring health advice.
🎯 Custom Care Plans – No cookie-cutter treatments here, pal.
What Happens When You Book?
- We Listen – Tell us where it hurts (and no, we won’t roll our eyes at your Google diagnosis).
- We Investigate – A thorough assessment + X-rays (because guessing isn’t our style).
- We Fix It – Personalized treatment to help you move better, feel better, and maybe even like yourself again.
Don’t Wait Until You’re Crawling In
Your body’s been sending you warning signs, and ignoring them won’t make them go away. Let’s get you back on track before your spine stages a full-blown rebellion.
👉 Book Your $47 Appointment Now!
(Before we change our minds and charge you full price.)
Call us to Reserve Your Spot 07 55 234 757
Real People, Real Results
“Before coming here, I couldn’t touch my toes. Now, I can chase my kids without regretting it the next day. Highly recommend!” – Not a paid actor, we swear.
Time to make a choice: Keep suffering through life like a bent-up slinky, or book your appointment and let us help you feel human again.
📍26 Minjungbal Dr, Tweed Heads South, NSW, 2486.
🚫 Zero judgment if it’s been years since you saw a chiropractor.
Hurry, your spine is waiting.
[Schedule My $47 Appointment Today]